首页 | 手机版 | 三国演义 | 三国志 | 史将 | 背景 | 藏书阁
首页 -> 精彩文章 -> 一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

作者泡泡Lavender 标签暴笑 阅读次数:34
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“hello.”

  老外:“hi.”

  前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

  老外:“can you speak english?”

  前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

  老外:“can anybody else speak english?”

  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

  前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”


浙ICP备06020153号-1